Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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20 years ago #5830
Our cat has broken almost every glass object in the house, and some that weren't glass too. (We've yet to figure out how he broke the tulip-shaped metal earring holder. O.o) He loves knocking over the end table with the lamp on it, which somehow has only once managed to blow out the bulb. He pissed on just about everything in the house at some point, and every year around this time he torments the Christmas tree (which has plastic ornaments these days).

If a person had done all that (especially someone's bratty kid that didn't know the meaning of discipline), we'd be seriously considering murder. But we've never even considered getting rid of our cat.

Cats train their people well, don't they?

20 years ago #5831
Did someone say Alpha?

20 years ago #5832
*peeks out from under the bar*
Fuego! I mean, Beta! Or, possibly, Omega!

20 years ago #5833
O there has been much throwing about of brains!

20 years ago #5834
Fuego!

20 years ago #5835
Brains?!?! Oh god! Thats what that was! *runs to bathroom to wash it off*

20 years ago #5836
Human or animal brains?

20 years ago #5837
*sings*

I could while away the hours, conversing with the flowers ...

20 years ago #5838
I'll get you, my pretties! And your little bots, too!
*cackles*

20 years ago #5839
*whistles the Wicked Witch of the West theme*

20 years ago #5840
Oooh! Oooh! Do The Good the Bad and the Ugly theme! I love that!

20 years ago #5841
The Andy Griffeth show theme! Please!


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