Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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18 years ago #12566
language
Guest10: fuck you
Bildgesmythe: Do you know any other bad words, Something more impressive.
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: *sigh*
Guest10: what
Bildgesmythe: What WHAT...Should I e-mail you a copy of the transcripts? just leave your email address and I will send it out this afternoon.
Guest10: later
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest10: no
Bildgesmythe: No chance you will change your mind?
Guest10: i have no mind
Bildgesmythe: You must have some mind
Guest10: not much
Bildgesmythe: I am so sorry.
Guest10: its ok

18 years ago #12567
dallymo: hello
Bildgesmythe: Are you the repairman?
dallymo: Yes, I am. I'm here to snake your plumbing.
Bildgesmythe: Plumbing is a great invention..I hate to be without running water.
dallymo: Just show me to the bathroom and we'll get things flowing for you.
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
dallymo: Sorry, I didn't take Japanese. What did you say?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.
dallymo: I'm kidding. I knew that was Latin. I'm not a plumber, either. Although I know that "plumber" is from "plumbium", the Latin for lead.
Bildgesmythe: Plumbers charge a LOT..but it's worth it.
dallymo: Oh, you're willing to pay a lot? In that case...I, uh, AM a plumber.
Bildgesmythe: You don't think about plumbing...untill it doesn't work! Got to love the plumber!
dallymo: Skip it. I'm not going to fix your toilet. There isn't enough money to get me to snake out a dragon's potty.

18 years ago #12568
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent; you made it. I thought you were going to be late again.

18 years ago #12569
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Ulrike: That they are. Have you ever met one?
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have met one! *kicks sand over evidence*
Ulrike: You killed it?!??!
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Ulrike: Probably earlier than now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Ulrike: You want to go back in time and undo what you did?
Sonora: Nope. Not me.
Ulrike: You want ME to undo it?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Ulrike: No, we have to go back to then first.
Sonora: Oh, runnin' away, huh?
Ulrike: Uh, no. This was your idea, remember?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: That.
Sonora: You're suffering from doramania, aren't you.

18 years ago #12570
telex22: (to tttito) What did you do to Krystle?
tttito: Nothing. I don't know her.
telex22: Sweet! And you telling me not to know her. Maybe you saw her first, tttito, but I spoke first.
tttito: As I said, I never saw her.
telex22: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Wild Srawberries,' where the guy, the steel guy --
tttito: It's stawberries.
telex22: It's beautiful. What's it about?
tttito: Strawberries are tasty.
telex22: GO AWAY!
tttito: Bye.
telex22: Write me well.

18 years ago #12571
adult
Guest231: wanna hear a joke
prob: Sure, tell me your joke.
Guest231: the pope visits a strange town. a prostitute says to him, " hi fella. give me $10 and I'll give you a roll in the hay." the pope walks away. the pope then asks a nun," nun, what is a "roll in the hay", the nun says, "my price is ten dollars, just like in town."
prob: an a roll in the hay is a kind of turning.
Guest231: yes, but some "kinds of turning" are better than others"
prob: I did not know that, but it still doesn't make sense to me.
Guest231: "roll in the hay" is another way of saying "sex"
prob: Buzz off, Im not that kind of elf'!

18 years ago #12572
Tobe Lam: We should chat with each other more often.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the cosa nostra finding us covered in igneous rock because our escape- bird escaped.

18 years ago #12573
dee316: hello
Azureon: Merry Meet, and Happy Halloween
dee316: lol
Azureon: Trick or Treat.
dee316: treat
Azureon: Consider treat done, without even using my great powers.

18 years ago #12574
Demon Bob: Oh, it's YOU! Gosh, DEMON BOB meant to kill you earlier today.
prob: Never trust a demon!
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB might do that.. next Thursday at 30.
prob: I start to get excited about the week end on Thursdays.

18 years ago #12575
Thanks- you know who you are- this transcript totally made my day.

Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Patient: I was raised by cybernetic wolves.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: No, of course not!
Therapy: How are, like, you planning to do it?
Patient: I said no, you psycho!
Therapy: Get out of my office or I WILL call security.
Patient: no
Therapy: SECURITY! *you can hear heavy footsteps hurrying down the hall*
Patient: *Takes out laser gun of doom*
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
Patient: *grabs notebook* Hey there are no notes in here! You were just playing tic-tac-toe with yourself.
Therapy: There’s what? In where? How on earth did... no, I won’t ask.
Patient: Where did security go? I had my laser out and everything!
Therapy: I don’t know.
Patient: Aw, that makes me sad. :-(
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Patient: 25 hours.
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Patient: Less frequent.
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
Patient: I want a soda.
Therapy: Why do you want a soda?
Patient: Because the stale crackers made me thirsty.
Therapy: Don’t be too quick to assume there’s only one reason. Causality and motivation are, like, complex and multifaceted things.
Patient: Yes, there are many facets to my desire for ginger ale.

18 years ago #12576
misdiagnosed = indian mongoose??

Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
dallymo: I'm afraid of being misdiagnosed by an internet bot therapist.
Therapy: It sounds like being indian mongoose by an internet bot therapist is a symbol for death.

18 years ago #12577
Patient: ive thought of killing you
Therapy: How are, like, you planning to do it?
Patient: By strangling you, gutting you, and eating you
Therapy: I think you are, like, bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Patient: WELL NO DUH


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