Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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STRMKirby
23 years ago #558

All questions you may have at this time should be directed at our customer service department, whereupon you will be hit over the head with a large, blunt object. Have a nice day.

MARK

ladydyke
23 years ago #559

You know I don't think I am even the one who started this damn conversation. *gets up leaves bar and slams door.*

MARK

deleted
23 years ago #560

Hey I think we should put a sign on the door that says faggots are not allowed in here.

MARK

OnyxFlame
23 years ago #561

*sends rabid gay men after mark* Dude I'm totally straight and that kinda pissed me off.

MARK

Mr. Crab
23 years ago #562

I think we should put a door on Mark the Hunk.

MARK

zx20
23 years ago #563

How about some ducktape?

MARK

OnyxFlame
23 years ago #564

Quick! All you lesbians give me your torture devices! Ermm...no no NO not THAT way! Aaaaaaahhhh!!!

MARK

jbryanc
23 years ago #565

Anybody care to join me in falling face forward into a table of overturned glasses and spilt drinks?
*splat!*
Too late.

MARK

deleted
23 years ago #566

*runs out of bar screaming with rabid gay men following*

MARK

ladydyke
23 years ago #567

thanks for sticking up me opps I mean sticking up for me.

MARK

jbryanc
23 years ago #568

*raises soping head and bleary eyes from table* Ish thish a shtickup?
*splat*

MARK

STRMKirby
23 years ago #569

Mark the Hunk shall die. NotKirby, I choose you!