Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oui, I am a fabulous cook. I was an honours student, in fact. Shall I bake something for you?

I would like some 'special' brownies, please.

Or, barring that, some almond creme brulee.

Ooh ooh! Almond creme brulee! I'll take some of that!!!

*grabs bowl and cream* Of course! I made that when I was just a teeny tiny little chef. In my sleep! Uh oh... *grabs burning cream off stove* Aaaahhh!!! *crash* Hellllppp meeeee!!! *slips on spilled cream* Whoops- OW! My head...

Let's NOT let Chef Red X get to the part with the little blowtorch, mmkay?

Meep!

I went to the *Morvan*.We stayed halfway up a mountain in a house.It was very beautiful there,lots of nature...and cows..they smelled.

Blowtorch? Where? Eeeeeheeeheeheeheeheee... Anybody else want anything? The creme brulee...uh...kind of ran away... Not my fault! But if anybody else wants to order something...

I order that there shall be no more marriage! And those who are married already, all but one shall live!

But when the time cometh, a watchful potato wilt suffice. Tubers, or not tubers!

Let them eat tubers!

All Your Tubers Are Belong To Us!!