Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Once, when I was younger, I tried to make brownies. That's all well and good, of course, except when the recipe mentioned oil, I thought they meant olive oil...

I can follow a recipe if my little sister is helping me.

Wait STRMKirby, if the recipe says oil, then what's wrong using olive oil? Isn't olive oil a kind of oil?? 0.o

Well I thought the same, but apparently that's not how it works...

repeat after me: I must NOT put olive oil on the Brownies...I must NOT...

Better than motor oil.

Hey probably the recipe is asking like corn oil or something similar.

I forgot to get dye for the Easter eggs this year and was broke anyway, so I tried to use natural dyes and used a little *balsamic* vinegar I had around the house. Most of the eggs ended up some odd green-gray shade, even if the dye water was bright red.

remind me not to go eat at you guys house.

Hey, I can make microwave corn dogs! I can even take the roman noodles out of the packet!

woa, I'm impresse

I can usually open a bag of Doritos without much trouble, too.