Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Nay, stand I not on the bar! Stand I yet on two feet? *looks down* So't seems. And here be a fine drink for aye. *hands ladydyke a glass of elderberry wine*

In the words of Steve Martin, "I believe a man should place a woman on a pedestal...high enough so he can look up her skirt."

thank you Dane. Sip. Ah now that is good wine. I am sorry to disapoint the rest of you but I am wearing slacks.

Hey if you guys are lookin' up them ladies skirts how come you didn't call me. It's not to hard to slip out of a nursing home. I'll just sit right here...oh, that's the spot.

I've decided not to participate in the skirt scandal.. I have discovered I'm in love with Frizella

Humans are strange. Plenty of cockroaches to eat down here, and they're all up there trying to see through artificial coverings...

The next person that even thinks about looking up my dress gets it! *flashing gun around room*

Well, it looks like chivalry has gone out the window here. *sigh* Nothin' like the good ol' days of damsels in distress and dragons in disguise.

*walks up to Immaculada with an evil grin*

Why waste a bullet. *rears back and socks ray guy in the nose*

*Steps through door and watches as ray guy is sent flying halfway across the room then slides through my legs and out into the street*

Ah, I've missed this place.

Well, after an absence of two weeks and after reading 1500 posts, I think I need a drink. Drinks all round. But for gods' sake (present company excluded) can everyone get down off the bar? That's a real OH&S issue.

You think you can shoot me with that puny little gun. I still got a good aim with a machine gun kid. Of course my glasses are sort of fogged up now so I don't know...