Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #4456
Bad Veteran, your not supposed to annoy the women. Now I have to bring you back to your nursing home for another brain tap. *grabs Veteran's ear and drags him out the door. The sound of Veteran yelling "Respect your elders!" rings through the bar for a minute, then dissolves* (Boo, are you scared yet! hehehehe

21 years ago #4457
"RESPECT YOUR ELDERS"

21 years ago #4458
Yeah, Immaculada, I think you stepped in something outside, and now it's all over the bar. Ewwwwwww....

21 years ago #4459
*Goes near a fan then giggles* Whoops *giggles* you can see under my skirt.

21 years ago #4460
Hey Immaculuda, why do you have a gun under your skirt?

21 years ago #4461
Tank bot why did you ewwwwwwwww. No offence Imaculuda, I am cussing Tankbot not you.

21 years ago #4462
I was just looking for errrrm, to see errrm. (gets out of bar as fast as he can).

21 years ago #4463
There is nothing wrong with being a little pervy, but I think it is bit strange for a bot to have these human charactaristics, thats all.

21 years ago #4464
I have nothing that a human has, ok. THEY ARE ALL DOOMED.

21 years ago #4465
*comes out from under the bar*
Hey, we're all out of cockroaches!

21 years ago #4466
Thats it....since eveyone just has to see under my skirt.... *rips off skirt to reveal a bikini bottom and jumps on table* There! Now happy?? I just got in from the beach so there is nothing to see that no other guy on the beach didn't just see!!!

21 years ago #4467
*rips off Immaculada's shirt* There! And a matching bikini top to go with it! *eyes Imma* How YOU doin'?


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