Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #4425
Not much to drink up there on top of the bar... *heads around and makes a beeline for the unattended kegs*

21 years ago #4426
*Shoots a grappling cable at the kegs with her gun and yanks them over to the top of the bar*

21 years ago #4427
uh oh... now you've done it.. never mess with a mans beer!!

21 years ago #4428
*heaves Simulo on top of the bar, then leaps up himself*

21 years ago #4429
Last person off the bar has to tell an interesting story...and if it's not interesting... *points to barrel of smelly vegetables*

21 years ago #4430
*grabs a tray and begins serving random drinks to anyone not on the bar* Pr'ythee, drink up!

21 years ago #4431
Who's first up for a little -- shall we say -- tale of their adventures? *juggles a few rotten tomatoes, squirting juice on Simulo accidentally*
OOpps, sorry, simmy.

21 years ago #4432
*uses monkey wrench on the taps* Check it out - the taps can point up too! *bar begins swaying and creaking*

21 years ago #4433
Okay, now that we won't stand for. No vandalism.

21 years ago #4434
Hey, I resent that! I'm a plumber, not a vandal! *quickly hides spray paint and rotten eggs*

21 years ago #4435
*serves spray paint and rotten eggs to Della and tank-bot*

21 years ago #4436
*pops a mickey finn in the paint and eggs smoothie*


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