Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*hangs halfwaydown the counter*

No slave-risc and no weird smelly vegetables-risc.

Hmm, spray paint and sulphur, thanks Dane.

Oh, no I am the last to jump on top of the bar.

Ahh, I am to big to jump but I will never be a slave to these pathetic creatures.

That's exactly what we programmed you to think, tank.

hi all. Dogh'd bring me a special

everybody is standing on the bar ladydyke.. (well except for myself and tank bot - we're busy looking up the ladies skirts). Dogh'd went out on his dinner break so hop up on the bar and I'll mix something up for you

Nay, stand I not on the bar! Stand I yet on two feet? *looks down* So't seems. And here be a fine drink for aye. *hands ladydyke a glass of elderberry wine*

In the words of Steve Martin, "I believe a man should place a woman on a pedestal...high enough so he can look up her skirt."

thank you Dane. Sip. Ah now that is good wine. I am sorry to disapoint the rest of you but I am wearing slacks.

Hey if you guys are lookin' up them ladies skirts how come you didn't call me. It's not to hard to slip out of a nursing home. I'll just sit right here...oh, that's the spot.

I've decided not to participate in the skirt scandal.. I have discovered I'm in love with Frizella