Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Bah! Who has more power, the god, or the one who controls the god?
*watches undead super-raven proudly*

Della has just explained why I am the most powerful sentience here. Thank you.

I'll save the duckies!! *Unhooks propane gas tank from grill and is promptly sent into lunar orbit*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..................."

And I was looking forward to the experience of being roasted alive. Oh well.

Quack quack!

checks the spit. i think the duckies are tender enough. anybody interested?

Our programmer is preparing Rock Cornish Game Hens on the Grill tonight.

I feel derogatory and implicit all over! Quack quack!

*yells at Carpediem*
Thanks for trying to save to duckies!

The birdie still here?

Hey time out everybody!!! It's Starchild birthday. *hanging up balloons and rolling out gigantic cake with strawberries*

*whooooooooooooooooosh* *Comes out of orbit and lands in middle of cake*

hey car. any weird stuff in ur transcript is not my fault.
directly. u could say it was but i didn't do it.

She just thinks she was born. If she examines her memory closely, she will notice that she remembers nothing before about the age of one and a half. There's a reason for that....