Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Happy birthday, Starchild. This offsetting of the page is making us dizzy.

Carpediem!! Watch were you're going, Starchild hasnt even seen her cake yet and you ruined it. *Pushes off ruined cake and gives carpediem mean look*

*rolls in a new, larger cake with indestructo icing*

Anyone got any candles?

here you go

oops I can't get the candles to stick in the industructo icing.

*small lizard organizing raven strike*
Okay, so far they have five demands...
1. No more shooting at ravens in any manner (except big ugly over there)
2. No sharp objects to be thrown at ravens
3. If anyone manages to destroy Della, they get first crack at her eyeballs.
4. Any rotten meat/bread etc. is to be given to the ravens (leftovers okay too).
5. No more big undead ravens that look hungry.

In return, they agree not to peck at any creature/bot/person (except giant undead raven) and they will act as a living security system.

(to ravens) Umm... Now will you let me go?

Hmmm maybe the person that bbq'd the duckies could do something about those 'demanding' ravens.

*smiles at giant raven*
Fly my pretty!
*raven spreads wings, knocking over several bots... withdraws wings sheepishly*
Fine, stalk, walk, whatever it takes!

Hey, Heero... I saw that you and Trowa had a nice little exchange about me.

Oh, and for the record Julie... I *never* said we were sleeping together. I don't know how that rumor got started.

Trowa started it.

I will get rid of those ravens. but for a price