Doghead's Cosmic Bar
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*pulls a duck out of his pocket, followed by many, many more, letting them out into the room*
just incase anyone was wondering where they went...
just incase anyone was wondering where they went...
Unplugs the Video game "Descartes 2004". Plugs in "Nascar 2035". Come on, guys. Anybody for a space shuttle race?
*sighs, takes Descartes' skull away from Dane and puts it back on the demon*
Look, he's a demon. It's not like being cut in half can kill him. *mumbles magic words* There. Good as new.
Now that that's taken care of, who wants to help me take over the world?
Look, he's a demon. It's not like being cut in half can kill him. *mumbles magic words* There. Good as new.
Now that that's taken care of, who wants to help me take over the world?
If I let you take over the world, Della, do you really think it will be happily ever after?
Guess again....
Guess again....
Della I'll give you a hand (scops up the demon's brains) I'm just going to get rid of these (gets out a fryingpan and makes an omlet, feeds it to the ducks then blows the ducks to hell & back with a shotgun!)
No, no, no, guys. Oyeme...only a special kinda of gun can send a demon back to hell. No physical gun could do the job. The legendary demonblaster 2000 is the way to go. But it must be found. Luckily I being a secret agent could find it for you.
For the right price.
For the right price.
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