Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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21 years ago #3909

I'd donate all my dollars, drachmas and doubloons to de-demon doghd's!

MARK

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21 years ago #3910

Bueno, Mr. Weirdo, that would get me about a quarter of the way. Anyone else care to finance my demon extermination endeavor?

MARK

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21 years ago #3911

*rubs his nout*

*starts applying Chapstick to the ducks*

MARK

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21 years ago #3912

*ignores wannabe demon-killers, starts training ducks to march in formation*

MARK

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21 years ago #3913

European colonialists....every last one of them daydreaming of violence....Typical. How typical.

MARK

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21 years ago #3914

Watch out, Della. One of them is a lame duck.

MARK

Charles Hatchway
21 years ago #3915

*Hands out shields and bulletproof vests*

MARK

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21 years ago #3916

Oyeme, Mictlantecuhtli yo soy hija del sol!!!! How can you include in that grouping. My ancestors created you!
*storms off*

MARK

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21 years ago #3917

*Wishes he had stayed in Norway, where it was more peaceful*

MARK

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21 years ago #3918

Immaculada: first, I do not speak the language of Cortez. Second, I had a part in the creation of your ancestors. They did not create me.

MARK

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21 years ago #3919

Mictlantecuhtli: achtontli chihua Mictlantecuhtli

You would have never existed if my fathers had not set foot first in Aztlan!

MARK

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21 years ago #3920

So, a caveman walks into a bar with a duck in his pocket...