Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I think i may have had a few two many to drink. Any one want to walk me home?

Well, at least now i don't have to worry about the cash for getting my foot pierced!
I'll have something strong to drown the pain, please

Sure Zara.. hop on my back. How far are we going?

*enters quietly, holding a vial of shimmery liquid*
I don't know what this does,, but I'm sure it will be entertaining.

chug! chug! chug!

*shorts out*

Silly robots, drinks are for kids!!

Hey Simulo, are you taking pictures, or did your face just flash?

*carelessly throws dart*
O but this is wondrous strange!
*dart ricochets off of a light, bounces off of 'Bot#0001 Alpha's force field, and shatter Della's vial, spraying liquid everywhere*

*tastes some that got on his hand*
hmm, tastes like sugar water...
:O but with a horrendous aftertaste!
*rushes to the men's room*

hmmm.. Zara seems to have fallen asleep on my back before telling me where she needs to go. I sure hope she doesn't start snoring.

I don't snore! I'm sober now so I'll walk, thanks for the lift, LOL!