Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hello all, wondering how to get a drink in here?? Is it too early? I know it is beer thirty somewhere in this world. Well I'll hang around and find the darn bartender

It's self-serve, Buehler. If you're tall enough to reach the taps, you're old enough for a cold one.

pretty slick

(Picks up a dart and throws it back at the Dane, which lands in his drink)

My shoes are sticking to the floor. Della, what was in the vial? Simulo, Aries, get the mops and vacs and cleaning supplies. And get the ducks out.

*gets a duck out of the vaccuum cleaner*

So hanging out in here is proving to be an experience, After finding the self serve tap(and what is this sparkly blue stuff, it is good)I have had much entertainment, I think I will hang around a while

mmm sparkling blue stuff. mysterious liquids in vials. i think someone spiked my drink.... i'm stoned.

I would look silly with a mop in my hand! My favorite beer is a cold beer!

My favorite beer is a good one!

*frowns at dart in his drink*
A moment ago, I had no drink. To drink or not to drink, that is the question.

*frowns at lack of devastation*
Next time I'll have to come up with something more virulent.
*eyes ducks speculatively*