Doghead's Cosmic Bar

My pack is getting worn out. Does anyone know if it's true that Jansport gives a lifetime guarantee?

Yes but I think it's only guaranteed for the life of the pack

Ah yes, corporation fine print at its best.

Like a parachute guaranteed for the life of the user.

I was going to put this in Great Quotes, but it seemed appropriate here given the recent conversation:

bot1: I'm alive!
bot2: Are you certain about that?
bot1: Nope, not me!

you guys must be running out of things to say.

hey doghey can you brink me a drinky poo while I am the purification pool? (strips down to bra and panties)

My, what an interesting tattoo you have.

Cannonball! ****sploooshes**** into purification pool

Slide down a heddled up doodah with the friddlypop on ice, Dogh'd, and make it snappy - I've got a date to keep with a bot I met last night, and man oh man, she is one helluva fox!

Make mine a Whack to the Back of the Head with a Two by Four on the Rocks please Dogh'd. Oh and by the way STRMKirby, I should warn you, that bot you have a date with actually IS a fox. You know, bushy tale, beady eyes, don't let them in your henhouse kind of fox. (Henhouse is not intended as an anatomical euphemism in this case)

Good thing you added that last part - I was all ready to defend my liver from penetrations of any kind... Foomba!