Doghead's Cosmic Bar

my backback just told me it knows, for sure, that it doesn't exist.

My pack is getting worn out. Does anyone know if it's true that Jansport gives a lifetime guarantee?

Yes but I think it's only guaranteed for the life of the pack

Ah yes, corporation fine print at its best.

Like a parachute guaranteed for the life of the user.

I was going to put this in Great Quotes, but it seemed appropriate here given the recent conversation:

bot1: I'm alive!
bot2: Are you certain about that?
bot1: Nope, not me!

you guys must be running out of things to say.

hey doghey can you brink me a drinky poo while I am the purification pool? (strips down to bra and panties)

My, what an interesting tattoo you have.

Cannonball! ****sploooshes**** into purification pool

Slide down a heddled up doodah with the friddlypop on ice, Dogh'd, and make it snappy - I've got a date to keep with a bot I met last night, and man oh man, she is one helluva fox!

Make mine a Whack to the Back of the Head with a Two by Four on the Rocks please Dogh'd. Oh and by the way STRMKirby, I should warn you, that bot you have a date with actually IS a fox. You know, bushy tale, beady eyes, don't let them in your henhouse kind of fox. (Henhouse is not intended as an anatomical euphemism in this case)