Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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23 years ago #328

Maybe you just dont know how to speak "Backpackese".

So, Borg, would you like to assimilate a Hot Toddy?

MARK

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23 years ago #329

Are you referring to yourself?

MARK

jbryanc
23 years ago #330

Haven't you heard? Our world is simply a dream that Shiva is having. When he wakes up... fill in your own implications.
Gimme another onea those fucking beekeepers Dogh'd.

MARK

jbryanc
23 years ago #331

my backback just told me it knows, for sure, that it doesn't exist.

MARK

Eugene Meltzner
23 years ago #332

My pack is getting worn out. Does anyone know if it's true that Jansport gives a lifetime guarantee?

MARK

Shadyman
23 years ago #333

Yes but I think it's only guaranteed for the life of the pack

MARK

Corwin
23 years ago #334

Ah yes, corporation fine print at its best.

MARK

Eugene Meltzner
23 years ago #335

Like a parachute guaranteed for the life of the user.

MARK

Eugene Meltzner
23 years ago #336

I was going to put this in Great Quotes, but it seemed appropriate here given the recent conversation:

bot1: I'm alive!
bot2: Are you certain about that?
bot1: Nope, not me!

MARK

ladydyke
23 years ago #337

you guys must be running out of things to say.

MARK

ladydyke
23 years ago #338

hey doghey can you brink me a drinky poo while I am the purification pool? (strips down to bra and panties)

MARK

Corwin
23 years ago #339

My, what an interesting tattoo you have.