Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is not a coaster, this is a holoprojector! Don't you dare sit on it!

*voice becomes muffled when Fizzy sits down on the holoprojector*

Hey! That's my beer coaster! *puts beer down on Fizzy*

clunk clunk clunk clunnnnk

Um. Was I talking in my sleep? I'm sorry. I seem to have blacked out there for a second.

Why is Shady stacking beer on people? If this is a contest, I want to enter. I think you could stack several beers on me!

*strolls in* hello all

Stack a beer on me, Mario!

Mario, I think that's slang for 'feed him a knuckle sandwich'

*balances beer mug*

I may pass on that Shady....actually let a guy that crossed me get a head start last week!

*walks in, peers around.
Hi, I'm Sbid. I haven't been in here before.

Stack a beer on me, Sbid!

*puts holocoaster on Simulo's head, then stacks his beer on top*
There, now you can have a beer on you, and I can use my funky coaster! Weeeeeeeee

But now what's keeping Fizzy from dripping everywhere?

And poor Braeden's situation does not seem to have improved.