Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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21 years ago #2944

&&**$$!$&*!$&!

*deactivates holoprojector*

MARK

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21 years ago #2945

*rattles with excitement*

*spills a few drops of beer*

*shorts out*

MARK

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21 years ago #2946

*Looks about for signs of intelligent artificial life, moving from place to place saying "Can you understand me now?", "Can you understand me now?"

MARK

Butterfly Dream
21 years ago #2947

Would an intelligent lifeform seek intelligent life in a bar?

MARK

Joe Repka
21 years ago #2948

Most certainly, if it were an intelligent bar that served intelligent drinks. Intelligent drinks save the bartender a lot of boring chit-chat.

MARK

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21 years ago #2949

ick! I was alreay sitting on top of Simulo's head! What's this coaster doing on my back? Now my fur is wet!

MARK

Shadyman
21 years ago #2950

Are you going to short out now, too?

MARK

Joe Repka
21 years ago #2951

*Looks for an intelligent dustbin for the dirty, soggy, not-so-fluffy-anymore dustbunny."

MARK

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21 years ago #2952

*reaches for his chocolate milk, accidentally spilling everything on top of him*

MARK

Joe Repka
21 years ago #2953

It seems that everyone is making an excuse to take a shower. What kind of party is this turning into?

MARK

Shadyman
21 years ago #2954

A wet one.

MARK

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21 years ago #2955

*Decides to help Joe out by pouring his drink slowly over his head.* OK, let's all hit the shower room!