Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You're both wrong, Eugene and Mr. Meltzner

If the first message is wrong, it means the second message is wrong. But if the second message is wrong, it means the first message is right.

sounds more like you're naming the messages...

I'll name this one bob

I call Fred!

I am naming this message Simulo.

Whoa cool! I wanna name this one Simulo too! They can be twins!

What is your problem?!! this is Alexander Henry Joshua Timothy The V

Man, it would be confusing if the normal practice were to give twins the same name. Think about it: two little kids that look alike, and when you say, "Hey, Simulo! Stop hitting Simulo!" they wouldn't know which one of them you were talking to. I'm glad I don't have a twin.

Also, this message is named Otokar.

I guess that is true. But wouldn't it be even worse if you named all girls Jane and all boys John I mean the if you were trying to tell someone something like Jane told me the other day that Jane was mad at John at least that is what jane cousin john told me when I went over to jane's house

This is Stll Alezander Henry Joshau Timothy The V

If the twins were hitting each other, it wouldn't matter which one you were talking to.

... Unless you only wanted ONE of them to stop.