Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Did something happen out there again? Every time I look out side, something bad happens...

den doughn look outsside!

I didn't I swear it! I learned my lesson the hard way! I was just asking...

Where's Dogh'd - haven't seen him in a while... If anyone sees him tell him I'd like to try The Orange Chiaroscuro (has a Wayne's World kind of oriental sound to it, no?). I gotta' go take a leak in the pool-I mean *clears throat*-men's room!

Are bots allowed in here?

Dogh'd is a bot, isn't he?

You have a totallly different use of the ole mother tongue here than in seasons, yet both are as incromprehensible to me... Hand me a soda water Dogh'd

*crawls out from under a corner of the bar.* man do I have a hangover *crawls over to bucket for another drink*

Someone get me an aspirin. Failing that, I'll take a bullet to the back of the head.

(Posh British Accent) Pah! Filthy Drunkards! I'll have a glass of your finest wine. Oh yeah, and that giant iguana.

Duyuwanna Iguana?
The perfessoer's gone away. Life has no meaning.
Did it have one
before?
I fergit.

iwannaiguana
where whould I keepp it tho?