Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Beats me, I don't drink.

I do not consume liquids either, but I can calibrate my sensors to detect vodka.

*calibrating...*

Vodka takes priority over chocolate these days? What's got into this forge??? If we're going to have alcohol, we should at least stick to the traditional Doug'd's Specials.
(They're VERY special! )

Speaking of the general decline of morals in this here forge thing, we should note that a new user has been passed out here ever since she arrived, and one of our oldest and most respectable members of our community is passed out right next to her! If nothing else, we're setting a terrible example for our impressionable bots...

* has decided Eugene's icon is quite appropriate *

Being gelatinous, I'm very impressionable!

*detecting*

What are the "specials"?

I want to be passed out!

The vodka is in the back room...

I dont like 'Bot #0001 Alpha.

Where is the toilet? The cheese is mouldi.