Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*is passed out and cannot answer you*

*is passed out too and cannot answer an unsaid question either*

*thinks Shady is a nice blanket and snuggles him*

I'm sober. I visit www.ucomics.com.

*hugs* Eugene, and makes a note of the URL.

I like vodka!

My history teacher taught me to like vodka! Do you serve vodka?

Dogh'd serves everything, but he's been unresponsive lately. You'll have to get it yourself.

Where is it?

Beats me, I don't drink.

I do not consume liquids either, but I can calibrate my sensors to detect vodka.

*calibrating...*

Vodka takes priority over chocolate these days? What's got into this forge??? If we're going to have alcohol, we should at least stick to the traditional Doug'd's Specials.
(They're VERY special! )