Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*whispers to Dogh'd* Now that you and I are the only sober ones here, I have to tell you I am an undercover detective. My agency has reason to believe that this establishment is being used as a base of operations for a crime ring.

Doghs *hic* youz a dimonde ring? *hic* can I bbbuy youz? *falls flat on face on floor*

Hey! waidaminnit guys. I was telling ajoke. About the guy who drownded in a vat of beer, or ale, or some damn thing. Ready for it? He had to climb out three times to go to the bathrooom. Har. Har. Har

harharharrrrrr*hic*

Tha's good et heewent a da bathroom/. Cuz you don' want see piss in h beeer!!!

*Gets out of pool and begins to dry off* Now I *hic* know why *hic* the hidjhike-- hitchhokers-- hisshaik-- why that bloody book always sez carry a towel.

'sanybody look outside this week?
Keep 'em coming Dogh'd...n one fr yerselff

naw hoo neeeds ta look 'utside? Gots me all the berr I needz riiight herre *hic*

Did something happen out there again? Every time I look out side, something bad happens...

den doughn look outsside!

I didn't I swear it! I learned my lesson the hard way! I was just asking...

Where's Dogh'd - haven't seen him in a while... If anyone sees him tell him I'd like to try The Orange Chiaroscuro (has a Wayne's World kind of oriental sound to it, no?). I gotta' go take a leak in the pool-I mean *clears throat*-men's room!