Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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22 years ago #2160

*fires laser at Fizzy*

MARK

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22 years ago #2161

*runs from laser across countertop*

MARK

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22 years ago #2162

*chases Fizzy with laser, cutting a groove across countertop*

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Shadyman
22 years ago #2163

how can you run from a laser? Don't they usually travel at the speed of light? Oh, wait, if you're aim sucks, then there's nothing chocolate can do to help you...

MARK

Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago #2164

Didn't anyone see the most recent James Bond movie? I didn't, but I was told there was a laser chase scene.

MARK

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22 years ago #2165

I'm just toying with him. *speeds up laser movement*

MARK

Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago #2166

Alpha! Knock it off! I know perfectly well you don't have an emotion chip, so you can't really be angry.

MARK

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22 years ago #2167

Very well. *deactivates laser* But I don't appreciate having my systems hacked. *fires a quick shot at Fizzy's posterior*

MARK

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22 years ago #2168

Youch! *enlarges to normal size and runs around with smoking posterior*

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Turing's Dad
22 years ago #2169

His biscuits are burinin'! His biscuits are burnin'!

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Butterfly Dream
22 years ago #2170

Another round! Neat shots of whiskey for all the bots who seem to like it so much.

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Butterfly Dream
22 years ago #2171

And do you have a drink called Angel Dust? For oraknabo? I'll bet that's some kind of shooter.....