Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You have your own distlery tank Turning's Dad?

ya shady how about a couple of drinks for me and the fairy?

More power to ya, Turing's Dad! What type of beer is it?

Yeah well I have more than that! so HAH! I'll get yas all some Derillain Ale BRB

Nothing as cool as a distilary. Basically a plastic bucket and extras, all of which can be bought online for about 50 bucks.
The beer is a Pilsner, and it currently seems like it's going to be pretty good. The next one will be a Dos Equis type beer (a mexican beer), which should be even better. *keeps fingers crossed*

What's Derillian beer? And I think now your round has gone up to include the rest of the Forge, what with your powerplant fiasco. Especially a few for the Prof (and I'll save some of my beer for him, just in case he ever appears in Connecticut...).

I wonder if Paint Patricia's cookies ever got there? I heard they were lost in the mail...

There are a lot of fat postmen in the world. Coincidence?

I think so! Cause I think they were... Chocolate-chip cookies! They woulda been drunk offa them... Wait... Maybe thats why we have so many drunk driving accidents!

This is a typical problem of False Consensus. Just 'cause you have your little chocolate issues, Shady, doesn't mean that the rest of the world does.
Now, bananas I could understand. Good thing she didn't send out banana bread!

Oh Dogh'd, whip me up your most potent chocolate milkshake!

Not so loud....no telling when KT might walk in and hear the words 'whip me.'

Oh, sorry...