Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Don't apologize. Chocolate sundaes were incomplete until that fateful day when a cup of cream went around saying "whip me! whip me!"

Thong Update:

Purple, with sparkley little silver stars all over it.

When you wish upon a star.....

Hey Patty, I don't think you've met my cute widdle ray guy! (you have to read back a bit for this one)

Hurrah! I've been waiting for a thong updata for about six months!
I do hope you haven't been wearing the same one all this time...
Drinks all around! We have to celebrate PPs return (sheeshh... noone's even offered her a drink yet...).

Speaking of which, my Pilsner is now called "Dead Monk" and the name of the brewery is "Caligula Brewing Co." We have these nifty labels on the bottles too. When they're ready on Friday maybe I'll throw a party in here.

What would you like to drink, Patricia?

*bursts through the door*

Patricia, my love! Your back! Your front, too! Would you like some chocolate? I just got some.

*violently flies through the door, blaring and annoying siren*

Where is he?
*Looks around and locates Fizzy Schizoid. Fires laser within 3 centimeters of his head.*

That viscous invertebrate just forced me to replicate chocolate against my will!
*fires laser again*

You can replicate chocolate?? Quick! Capture him! We're going to make you coin-opperated, Mr Bot, and make money off of Shady!

Not untill we find out where it comes out of!!

I don't want to know