Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Yes, $ stands for thousand credit$. It's all about the short-hand, baby

RRr hve fnd mm kys. *Takes keys out of mouth*. I mean I have found my keys. Thank you for your assistance. The bucket is now empty of tequila. Must have evaporated *hic* I think I need to lie down.

*refills*

Did you hear the one about the guy who fell into a vat of beer and drowned?

pff... Is that possible? I mean COME ON! drink, man!

Did you know that if you swim in beer you get drunk? At least, I heard that's true for humans. That's why we built the Pool of Beer in the Terran Wing. It's just over there. *points*

Hey, that feels good. *points* *points* *points*

Question: If someone pees in the Pool of Beer, how are you going to tell?

Wow Dogh'd! Do that again!

You just made LadyDyke, Shadyman and Jbryanc disappear! Do you consider yourself to be an illugonist or a magician?

Oh wait... perhaps their disappearing has something to do with those 6 human legs hangin' out of the PoB?

I don't think LadyDyke had a chance to wipe the upchuck from her face before jumping in... Hold on, is that her? I can't recognise her from this angle...

Everyone pile on Corwin!

Whoa Crab, I just . . . Aw what the hell, pile on but you gotta catch me first.
*Belly flops into Pool of Beer and goes deep underbeer*

*blurble*