Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey hey hey! That's enough of that! I'm sure that LadyDyke would be horrified to see what you've turned ray guy into after only a few days. And he used to be such a sweet little thing!
Hmmm... now that I think about it, I did kind of abuse him myself...
Anyway, that's irrelevent. Is NannyB around? We need her to come and splash tequila in the little guy's eyes.

Yes, she needs to make herself a bit more useful around here!

But emm_oh_you_es_e, NannyB was already useful enough. She told us where to make bots that do stuff! What a relief! Now my bot will stop being such a bum. Just sitting around the house all day, eating chips... "Get a job you bum", I would say. And the bot would just reply
"011110010110111101110101
011000010111001001100101
01100100011101010110110101100010"
"How rude! You're the dumb one! You can't even speak english! And when you do you get all confused!" I would reply.

Now our home life is perfect, I get to call him master and he wips me! Thanks NannyB!

Did somone spike my Swirly Temple?

hi everybody--ooh *notices that ray guys glass's are off and hides under table* Shady please make him put his glass on, I hate being under a table.

*fly's in and see's ray guy* Oh another fairy, yippee, and then notices the rays coming from his glass's* What the heck?

I stand corrected Monel! Must run out and get new keyboard now!

*picks up ray guy and gives him a brand new pair of shades*
there ya go, ray guy!
*sits ray guy back down again*

*fly's to the sink, turns on water,puts out fire on her new purple dress* Wheew, I am sure gflad you got to him in time.*looks at her wings and notices that they were a little brown on the bottom*

*sticks head up from under the table* Is the coast clear?

You can come out now, all is clear. And I think that *someone* owes you both a drink for reckless use of a dangerous weapon/bot...

Speaking of which, I've just finished bottling my first five gallons of homemade beer. How cool is that? I'd offer a round of drinks to everyone, but unfortunately I still have to wait another two weeks at least for it to be done (as if I haven't waited long enough all ready!!)