Doghead's Cosmic Bar

LOL any body want to place a bet on how long it takes Corwin to get his keys? I got a $20 on him taking a half hour.

$10 on 15 minutes

kwel anyone else?

I thought you used credits here.

Yes, $ stands for thousand credit$. It's all about the short-hand, baby

RRr hve fnd mm kys. *Takes keys out of mouth*. I mean I have found my keys. Thank you for your assistance. The bucket is now empty of tequila. Must have evaporated *hic* I think I need to lie down.

*refills*

Did you hear the one about the guy who fell into a vat of beer and drowned?

pff... Is that possible? I mean COME ON! drink, man!

Did you know that if you swim in beer you get drunk? At least, I heard that's true for humans. That's why we built the Pool of Beer in the Terran Wing. It's just over there. *points*

Hey, that feels good. *points* *points* *points*

Question: If someone pees in the Pool of Beer, how are you going to tell?

Wow Dogh'd! Do that again!

You just made LadyDyke, Shadyman and Jbryanc disappear! Do you consider yourself to be an illugonist or a magician?

Oh wait... perhaps their disappearing has something to do with those 6 human legs hangin' out of the PoB?