Doghead's Cosmic Bar

If you do it quick enough...

You have something like a half hour

Wha?? My doctor told me I had at least six weeks! I guess I'd better pack.

Pack?

Don't they allow luggage in hell... I mean heaven?

Have you ever seen a hearse pulling a u-haul?

Well, hell has this triple X-ray-ted machine...

*still looking for a fluffy duck*

Do they let buzzards have carrion luggage?

Skysaw, you can only take what you can fit on your Viking boat. Better make it a big boat.

Maybe you can get away with representational models like the egyptians, who had all those little statues of servants that were expected to become real servants in the afterlife. Now if only I could get my hands on a Kirsten Dunst doll . . .

lol (to corwin who went cross-eyed)
funny Hey you can hear me thinking!