Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #1964
Who put the pineapple juice in my pineapple juice??

22 years ago #1965
Pineapple comes from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown.

22 years ago #1966
No no no, that's peaches. Peaches!

22 years ago #1967
Wait... if peaches come from a can, what's this green stuff I am eating from a tube?


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Moldy..........

22 years ago #1968
You have all the charm of Space Ghost.
It's probably Gogurt.

22 years ago #1969
Die Zorack Lover! *Squeezes tube of ??? at linloth*

22 years ago #1970
UGH! Now I'm covered with moldy green goo. Hmm.. it is kinda tasty though. Zorack left me. I love Brak now.

22 years ago #1971
Millions of peaches, peaches for me... Moreschi loves it, I'm sure.

22 years ago #1972
I told you it was delicious. And it now has 100% of the daily needs of vitamen J. Just what a botmaster needs to stay SUPER CHARGED! (with only 1 in 100 chance of fatality)

RIDE THE MOLD!!!!!!!!!

22 years ago #1973
Wait... is blood supposed to come out of the mouth?

22 years ago #1974
I don't need this; I take Vitamen J supplements everyday. *washes off moldy green goo with lunar22's toothbrush*

22 years ago #1975
Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.


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