Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #1976
That toothbrush will be happy in such a clean environment!

22 years ago #1977
The lime cured that throbbing headache, but the coconut just made the bleeding worse!

22 years ago #1978
It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian ink....

22 years ago #1979
You know I once used turpentine to clean my teeth. Funny story. Good times... good times.

22 years ago #1980
Will you quit talking about blood? You're making me hungry.

22 years ago #1981
*Hands Braeden a mop* Do me a favor would you? Clean up that puddle of blood I ummmm..... ACCIDENTALLY spilled.

22 years ago #1982
Will you people get through your puny heads that I'm not actually in the bar? Bah! I tire of this mindless chatter. *deactivates holoprojector*

22 years ago #1983
*looks up from a large sheet of paper covered with drawings and equations*

Braeden, I've finally perfected the escape routine! All you have to do is...Braden? Where did he go?

22 years ago #1984
Monel got him mad

22 years ago #1985
Perfect. Now that he's gone, we should forget this whole silly scheme.
<pssst Monel.... here's the money I owe you...>

22 years ago #1986
IT WAS OF MY OWN WILL! *takes Turning's Dad money anyways and puts it in his underwear*

22 years ago #1987
*puts another bill in his underwear*


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