Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #1853
I think they scramble the signal or something. But I have friends on the outside who could get the goat to me. Just address the package to "Braeden IV" and leave it in a graveyard.

22 years ago #1854
You mean like the graveyard out the back of Dogh'd's? Be back in a jiff . . .

22 years ago #1855
What is a graveyard doing right behind a restaurant?
*looks down suspiciously at unidentifiable stir fry*

22 years ago #1856
It's the convenience of imaginary geography. It means I didn't have to walk so far carrying the bucket of puree.

22 years ago #1857
There was a graveyard right by the hotel in "Arsenic and Old Lace".

22 years ago #1858
That doesn't make me feel any better, Eugene.

22 years ago #1859
That's okay Butterfly. If you're feeling ill we can always imagine a doctor's surgery just down the road.

22 years ago #1860
I can handle the butterfly when she gets to triage.

22 years ago #1861
Unless my memory fails me, so can she.

22 years ago #1862
*flies through the door*

Um, did something weird happen last night? As I was passing through the graveyard on the way in, I noticed blood on the grass. I analyzed a sample, and it appears to have come from a goat. Also, there were weird footprints that I couldn't identify.

22 years ago #1863
ok, I will go back to hiding under the bar now

22 years ago #1864
Are we playing hide-and-seek? It's better not to anounce where you are hiding before the game starts. Of course, I could just find you with my radar scanner anyway.


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