Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Maybe it was that nasty Fairy Princess_01?

*assumes a menacing stance*

Avaunt, foul creature! I can't stand glittering little fairies. They aren't good to eat and they have the annoying ability to protect people from evil. I can't fight you since I'm not really here, but maybe I can kill you remotely.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!

If legend is accurate that should take care of three of the nasty things, anyway.

::clutches heart::

*heals Moreschi*

Now cut that out!

*deposits the shrunken King Zolf onto Braeden's coaster device and hands it to jbryanc*

That holoprojector belongs to Dogh'd. The security bots probably won't like it if you try to carry it out of here.

Says who? *Fiddles around with holoprojector* There. Now try taking it!

No, it's OK. We can just leave it here.
*flips holoprojector over*
*plunks His Majesty neatly into a shot glass*

We'll be right back with this. It's just for ease of transportation--we throw him into the limo and come right back.

How come Zolfie's the size of Braeden's ... aaaaanyways.. What was I talking about?

Fairy Princess shrank him.

Umm, maybe its time to quit drinking. I just reached for my shot glass and found a crazy looking red-headed biker-viking type passed out in it. And I thought pink elephants were bad.

LOL