Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Braeden you can't kill me so remotly or otherwise. *Glares back, raises wand and poof A tubfull of water dumps on branden.* *then flys over to corwins shotglass and hides*

Hey Dogh'd! I ordered a shot of Triple Crown! there's only one crown in this glass.

Teehee

You got a crown in yours? I only got this paper hat, and it's all ready ripped.

Aaargh! If you were going to dump liquid on me you could have made it blood! But you'd better not do any more of that or they'll notice the magic incursion and secure my cell against outside spells. That would involve taking away my DSL connection.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!

Oh, and could someone flip this thing over again so I'm not just a disembodied voice?

:: puts Dogh'd's glass full of maraschino cherries on top of the holoprojector and takes one to eat::

*muffled*

Sigh...why does everyone have to be uncivil to me just because I'm rude, anti-social, diabolically evil and pathologically hungry for human blood?

Oops, I think I just walked into the wrong place... Don't mind me - as you were. :o

*pauses with shot glass poised at lip level. Assumes look of horror that makes jbryanc face even worse looking. Speaks haltingly*
I nearly drank the King.

OK, apparently I've had enough. I'm seeing disembodied smiley faces.

*sigh* ... I think I need a quintuple today!