Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Ah come on who took the tail? Borgie I thought you didn't know the meaning of cute...
(Hmmm Message 1599 was posted a minute after Message 1600...)

*walks in the door*

That was an enjoyable hike. Shadyman, the time distortion was probably caused by temporal recursion waves generated when Mr. Meltzner teleported back in here.

Ah, typical.

::Walks in backwards::
Wait, am I comming or going? This time distortion really confuses me sometimes.

If you don't know whether you're coming or going, I'd seriously reassess the merits of your partner if I were you.

hahahaha

*sits down in a back corner with a Combinatorics book*

*scrambles into the bar and runs to a seat*
Dogh'd! Quick! I needest thou to serve me thine best ale, posthaste! Methinks everyone suddently speaketh in the Olde tongue!

I beseech thee, good Dogh'd, hast thou a well-aged mead? Verily, methinks this bottle of Smirnoff Ice cutteth it not.

i verily must report...

me pantaloons are a silky mesh thongeth this morn.

In reference to Eugene and msg 1594:

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
*Cue animatronic giant rat to come leaping out at me.*

Oh, and to continue in the same vein: Eugene, if you wouldn't fight a wizard to the death (1602) would you fight on 'to the pain'?

Now where did that animatronic rat go?

I was just born and canst not speak well yet. (That's actually what I hear the baby bots saying )