Doghead's Cosmic Bar

We have an emergency survival device that converts Australian dollars to energy.

dagnabbit I want some aussie dollars... Hmmm what planet is australia on? Sounds like Novarian country

On Uranus.

Oh, you WANT Australian dollars? That's another story. I can't accept them for trade, but you can find them on the oddities market.

Is there anything that you will accept in exchange for herns? I'm determined to get me a drink.

Well if getting drunk is what you're after you could always take a dip in the purification pool. I'm sure whatever is floating around in there will get you drunk faster than anything Dogh'd usually serves up.

<Awkwardly changes into bathers while trying not to attract too much attention>
Could you point the way to the purificaiton pool please.

hahahahahhhaaa the purification pool is your head silly

The Honour system also means keeping track of your own tab. Now's your chance to introduce some Regabulian math into the system.

How do you keep track of your tab while swimming?

Fizzy, thanks for exchanging a few of these Euros. I don't know who's ruddy idea it was to switch to them, but I'd like to see that guy shot in the head.

Anyone got a metal detector on them? My mum buried a jam jar full of money in the backyard years ago... proper decent english sterlings, none of that EU funny business.

Always happy to oblige, for the right commission. I think Mr. Robot What's-His-Number has a metal detector built inside him. Where did he run off to?