Doghead's Cosmic Bar

<scratches head>
wonders what it might be like to swim around in there.. then wonders if it would be possible to swim around in there.
<draws some complex looking diagrams and formulae, sees that it looks like a palm tree when you hold it upside down and it amused for hours>

The question is, would there be anything left of us after we got into the purification pool?

I have a very pure left ankle. Oh wait... never mind. I forgot about that Summer in Greece.

A round of chocolate swivel shakes for everyone! on the house!

Yummy, I think. Thanks!

What the heck is a chocolate swivel shake?

I must be very very drunk cause you all are starting to make sense.

This chocolate shake is fab *gives thumb up*, thanks mate!

OK so I take it it's another word for a shake? Also that the recipient of that gesture lives someplace where it's considered a compliment?

I arrive at Dogh'd's for the first time, and find that everyone is drinking chocolate shakes. People drown their sorrows in sugar here?

Usually it's alco*hic*

That's what I figured. I'll have an alco*hic* chocolate swirl, bartender.

*falls face first onto floor*