Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Ow my head! I was having fun with currency, but now... Lingo?? AAAAAaaaaa

Yes, it means money.

I don't think you're allowed to translate Euros into herns. This is, however, from time to time, a self-sevice, honour-system bar.

I can change Euros to herns, if you don't ask too many questions.

at this rate, I'll never get drunk. I can't even figure out the currency. . I'm sticking to cool aid

Is the Australian dollar worth anything? Anythign at all?

We have an emergency survival device that converts Australian dollars to energy.

dagnabbit I want some aussie dollars... Hmmm what planet is australia on? Sounds like Novarian country

On Uranus.

Oh, you WANT Australian dollars? That's another story. I can't accept them for trade, but you can find them on the oddities market.

Is there anything that you will accept in exchange for herns? I'm determined to get me a drink.

Well if getting drunk is what you're after you could always take a dip in the purification pool. I'm sure whatever is floating around in there will get you drunk faster than anything Dogh'd usually serves up.