Doghead's Cosmic Bar

<Awkwardly changes into bathers while trying not to attract too much attention>
Could you point the way to the purificaiton pool please.

hahahahahhhaaa the purification pool is your head silly

The Honour system also means keeping track of your own tab. Now's your chance to introduce some Regabulian math into the system.

How do you keep track of your tab while swimming?

Fizzy, thanks for exchanging a few of these Euros. I don't know who's ruddy idea it was to switch to them, but I'd like to see that guy shot in the head.

Anyone got a metal detector on them? My mum buried a jam jar full of money in the backyard years ago... proper decent english sterlings, none of that EU funny business.

Always happy to oblige, for the right commission. I think Mr. Robot What's-His-Number has a metal detector built inside him. Where did he run off to?

<scratches head>
wonders what it might be like to swim around in there.. then wonders if it would be possible to swim around in there.
<draws some complex looking diagrams and formulae, sees that it looks like a palm tree when you hold it upside down and it amused for hours>

The question is, would there be anything left of us after we got into the purification pool?

I have a very pure left ankle. Oh wait... never mind. I forgot about that Summer in Greece.

A round of chocolate swivel shakes for everyone! on the house!

Yummy, I think. Thanks!

What the heck is a chocolate swivel shake?

I must be very very drunk cause you all are starting to make sense.