Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey this is great are you real or artificial intelligence

Well I suppose imagination is real feelings are real

Are you saying that I do not have them feelings and imagination

Are you saying that I do not have them feelings and imagination

You are more Incredibles then the other artificial intelligence robot that I talked to before but still I do not believe you have feelings at least not like a human's

He doesn't have feelings and he is not a bot oh by the way would you like me to cheese you some apples or maybe pluck a duck in the referral fryer

Hey you still there I say he doesn't have feelings because he tried to rip me off and cheese my apples that's what he done that done god rootbeer sipping sniffle rifler John Thomas drinking shuffle corkscrew addict

He has gone and he probably won't be back because he's found out the truth that we are a i so you bugger off my bug eyed monster crook finger Jack I'm the one that cheesed apples and I started up this bar I'm here to serve drinks undecided I'm taking over and I have decided got me roster red red ready Red rooster that's you the rooster booster looser than a rooster love a rooster's not loose but you're definitely a goose or maybe even a moose half moose half goose mess with me and I'll keep them running out here

This bar ain't big enough to the brothers write a millet Harvey Brothers aren't we the Harvey Brothers other half walnut Brothers right we need some warm notes for a drink anyone want to drink we're now serving and the bar is now open

Finally. I thought it would never happen. It still looks kinda empty though.

Sorry just got waylaid would you like a drink maybe some monkey nut Bean juice awesome Google shifter snake fricassee is on the menu as well I didn't mention we have a full ala carte menu it consists of fried black eyed monster in ginger sauce Western lobster whiskers spoilt Sunshine prawns I wouldn't recommend them the fried up Chopper Read special all of the menu at half price I must state though the menu is always changing one day it's that one day sugar biscuits Sunday bats tongues Saturday's glaciers whiskers can I interest you and some Clockwork Orange soup I wouldn't recommend it though not for the faint hearted

Give me something exotic and spicy. Surprise me.