Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Perhaps I could serve some drinks to obtain enough chocolate...

Sure, I'm up for something hot and wet. What can you offer me gahbiz? I'll pay whatever is necessary.

Ohmigod it's the plague of the frogs! The end is nigh. I'm calling last drinks.

No not really. I just had a dodgy plate of beans. Sorry about the false alarm.

Oh, and DJ Altair, the ingredients for a 'masturbating beekeeper' are the same as for a 'fucking beekeeper'. The difference is that the former is mixed with only one hand.

That is a vicious lie, Corwin! I never give out chocolate currency -- unless it's for the planet Wonka.

chocolate! *wonders: could I put some on a certain lady's bald spot?*

*wonders... could a certain bald man use chocolate to pass for hair?

Er, all this talk about currency makes me cautious to join the conversation..But I'll jump right in anyway, and order an Intergalactic Gargle Blaster. Am I in the wrong bar?

It's called a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. I remember the recipe. Do you think Dogh'd will mind if I scrounge around for the ingredients?

Is there a handy dandy conversion chart around here? I still haven't gotten used to EU's instead of £'s. Less 'lone this!

linloth, I suppose that if you haven't the proper dosh to pay with, you could always sing for your supper err... drink.

dictionary.com has no listing for the word "dosh". Is that lingo for money?