Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #1357
Which sun?

22 years ago #1358
Quarters and kicks! Quarters and kicks! Awk!

22 years ago #1359
Thirsty....so thirsty. What do you recommend?

22 years ago #1360
I recommend 'The Fucking Beekeeper'

22 years ago #1361
Hmmm... Does he have to be fucking? Could I perhaps start with a masturbating beekeeper?

22 years ago #1362
Hafta read up on howta make one of those

22 years ago #1363
Please do.. I have severe cotton mouth.

22 years ago #1364
Or you could just give me some of your native currency which I will happily exchange for herns at a very reasonable rate, which is just below the official exchange rate.

22 years ago #1365
Steve Slacker- The sun right outside the back bar window. Normally people don't see it because Dogh'd keeps the radiation shield closed, but it's there.

22 years ago #1366
Tell the truth Fizzy, the herns you distribute are just chocolate covered in gold tinfoil.

22 years ago #1367
My master says that I must travel to the land of silicons in order to complete this task. He informs me that in order to guarantee safe passage I must present to the head figure an amount of chocolate equal to the amount of kinetic energy that flows between the legs of two hot lovers. Can someone explain this to me?

22 years ago #1368
Explaining would be difficult, but suffice it to say that you're going to need a lot of chocolate.


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