Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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oddsocks
22 years ago
22 years ago
Hmmm... Does he have to be fucking? Could I perhaps start with a masturbating beekeeper?
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22 years ago
22 years ago
Or you could just give me some of your native currency which I will happily exchange for herns at a very reasonable rate, which is just below the official exchange rate.
Daedalus
22 years ago
22 years ago
Steve Slacker- The sun right outside the back bar window. Normally people don't see it because Dogh'd keeps the radiation shield closed, but it's there.
Corwin
22 years ago
22 years ago
Tell the truth Fizzy, the herns you distribute are just chocolate covered in gold tinfoil.
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22 years ago
22 years ago
My master says that I must travel to the land of silicons in order to complete this task. He informs me that in order to guarantee safe passage I must present to the head figure an amount of chocolate equal to the amount of kinetic energy that flows between the legs of two hot lovers. Can someone explain this to me?
Corwin
22 years ago
22 years ago
Explaining would be difficult, but suffice it to say that you're going to need a lot of chocolate.
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