Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #1345
hey dogh'd where is that drink I ordeered for butterfly and myself. I am getting thirsty.

22 years ago #1346
jbyranc i am one of those women...do you know how badly i want to lick your scalp?

22 years ago #1347
Oh thank you ladydyke! What are we having?

22 years ago #1348
jbryanc, I think the value of the Regib depends partly on the strength of the Yen. But I can change Herns into Demihurns...for a small commission.

22 years ago #1349
Fizzy you can't get 2 deminerns and a small commission out of a hern, unless you use the copy feature of the teleporter and you know where that leads. Of course you can't use the telporter until you get change. I think I'll try Shady's method.
(private whipser to KT: since you offered to shave your you-know-what in our chat the other day: I'll let you lick my bald spot if I can lick yours.)

22 years ago #1350
all right that sounds like a plan!!!!!!!!!

22 years ago #1351
My rate is three demiherns for two herns. Take it or leave it.

22 years ago #1352
Where and how can I obtain an hern?

22 years ago #1353
It's all very simple. In order to obtain a hern you need to have the correct equivalent of a hern in your own native currency or someone elses. The amount to be exchanged must be verified as being the correct amount by direct link to the stock exchange and a certificate must be issued to that effect, signed by you, your mother, a doctor and three European heads of state. Then you take the certificate along with the amount to be exchanged to the exchange authority (found wherever good stock cubes are sold). They are open 24 hours, just not in a row. Present the certificate and the money. The certificate will be stamped, ironed, ridiculed and folded, along with the money. You will then be given a form to fill out. The important thing to remember is that the form is actually a test. You only answer question three (in 1000-2000 words or more), and you do so without colouring outside the lines. Once the form has been filled out, and perused, you will be given a claim token which entitles you to one hern. Within four to six weeks you will be sent a letter informing you where you can collect your hern. When you go to collect your hern, you must be in the presence of an attorney wearing bunny ears (the attorney, not you). You have to be wearing duck feet slippers. You turn over your claim token to the man in the yellow fedora and he will point out a location in a German street directory where your hern is. Go there, defuse the booby trap that has been put in place for the hern's protection and take out the envelope you will find under the seat. Open it and voila, you are now the proud owner of a shiny new hern!

22 years ago #1354
If that's what it takes to get a hern I think I'd rather use Shadyman's method of quarters and kicks.

22 years ago #1355
I tihnk my brain is fried!

22 years ago #1356
Stop looking at the sun and you wouldn't have that problem.


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