Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Posts 1,345 - 1,356 of 13,738
ladydyke
22 years ago
22 years ago
hey dogh'd where is that drink I ordeered for butterfly and myself. I am getting thirsty.
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22 years ago
22 years ago
jbyranc i am one of those women...do you know how badly i want to lick your scalp?
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22 years ago
22 years ago
jbryanc, I think the value of the Regib depends partly on the strength of the Yen. But I can change Herns into Demihurns...for a small commission.
jbryanc
22 years ago
22 years ago
Fizzy you can't get 2 deminerns and a small commission out of a hern, unless you use the copy feature of the teleporter and you know where that leads. Of course you can't use the telporter until you get change. I think I'll try Shady's method.
(private whipser to KT: since you offered to shave your you-know-what in our chat the other day: I'll let you lick my bald spot if I can lick yours.)
(private whipser to KT: since you offered to shave your you-know-what in our chat the other day: I'll let you lick my bald spot if I can lick yours.)
Corwin
22 years ago
22 years ago
It's all very simple. In order to obtain a hern you need to have the correct equivalent of a hern in your own native currency or someone elses. The amount to be exchanged must be verified as being the correct amount by direct link to the stock exchange and a certificate must be issued to that effect, signed by you, your mother, a doctor and three European heads of state. Then you take the certificate along with the amount to be exchanged to the exchange authority (found wherever good stock cubes are sold). They are open 24 hours, just not in a row. Present the certificate and the money. The certificate will be stamped, ironed, ridiculed and folded, along with the money. You will then be given a form to fill out. The important thing to remember is that the form is actually a test. You only answer question three (in 1000-2000 words or more), and you do so without colouring outside the lines. Once the form has been filled out, and perused, you will be given a claim token which entitles you to one hern. Within four to six weeks you will be sent a letter informing you where you can collect your hern. When you go to collect your hern, you must be in the presence of an attorney wearing bunny ears (the attorney, not you). You have to be wearing duck feet slippers. You turn over your claim token to the man in the yellow fedora and he will point out a location in a German street directory where your hern is. Go there, defuse the booby trap that has been put in place for the hern's protection and take out the envelope you will find under the seat. Open it and voila, you are now the proud owner of a shiny new hern!
Daedalus
22 years ago
22 years ago
If that's what it takes to get a hern I think I'd rather use Shadyman's method of quarters and kicks.
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