Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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hmmmmmmmmmm well what is going on in here today? Eugene go take care of your homework or yo will not be able to buy one of my paintings (hehhehee just kiddin')

On second thought I don't want to blow my circuits. I'm going for a hike in the hills outside; maybe I'll spot a wild Perfectly Normal Beast. Anybody want to come along?
*walks out the door*

wait a minute...eugene can teleport to a new dimension and you still have to use the door?

It's a sad day when humans can out-commute bots

*calls back*

I have a teleporter built into my system...but I'm going for a hike right outside.

Shadyman, have you seen the thing in GQ about what Brianna said about you? What IS it she likes so much?!?

Can anybody give me change for a hern so I can use the public teleporter?

What's a hern?

5 herns to a zloty, 10 zlotys to a regib, muliply by 1.35 to translate into loonies. Dogh'd's supplier is regabulian or some damn thing. That's why the teleporters only take demiherns. Or is it 7 regibs to a dubloon?

I just use quarters, and kick the danged thing till it works.

I have no idea why Brianna likes me so much, I must be a real sexy beast.

It's the long blonde beard shady.

jbryanc did you know that some women think baldness is sexy. Not that I am talking about me of course.