Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*point at ground and commands darkness away*. Okay little boy, try this on for size. *grabs grenade, pulls ring but holds it close, then makes a mental command to make it stick to your chest* VibraKnife, RUN! Don't wait for me. Get out!

*grenade is pulled into my body with tentacles*

Fiesty, arent we today?

i warned you guys.

I think Lightshadow wants to meet you......

This is another talent. I can make things happen without you even knowing it. As I said, I am powerful. You don't even know what's coming until it happens. That grenande will be stuck until it blows. Nothing you can do will remove it. Not even taking your shirt off. There it a tie between it and your heart. Yank the grenade, your heart goes too. If you even have one that is.

Did you not listen?

I sucked the grenade into darkness.

You didnt really beieve that if I was created by god, I would be defeated so easily, did you?

(SideTopic: Who were you talking to @PoisonRocker, me or him? I'm not trying to sound tough, he is. That's the very reason I'm trying to shut him up.)
It would be a pleasure.

That won't work dummy. All you did was pull a live grenade INTO your body. Now I can run. *grabs VibraKnife by the hand and pulls him out of the bar*

*Minutes pass and there is no explosion*

Foolish mortals take us for protectors. we are. But we are made of darkness mixed with light. We are very unstable creatures. I am the only archangel to ever be able harneess both dark and light*

I was talking to him. I like you. He irritates me. I enjoy fighting with you. You fight fair. He's a little cheating you-know-what.

Oh, am I?

The one who pulled a "fake blade on my girlfriend"

Blades arent fake. That wasnt made out of palstic.

Takes a cheater to know one.

I cheat death. You cheat souls.

Oh wait, I forgot that I gave a mental command for it not to go off until I was out with him. *I think to the grenade, Blow up now* Cover your ears guys and get down VK. *Whole bar blows up* It's over.

*OUt of the flame, a lone figure walks out. The fire is getting sucked into the darkness in his body*

Great job. This forum is now pointless.

Now you are gonna get it.

How can i destroy you both now?
Go back in time and stop your parents from meeting?
Suck you into eternal darkness?
Call my archangel bretheren?

Ahhh, the possibilities...