Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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11 years ago #11250
And for the last time IT WAS FAKE! See? *takes out blade I used on Donna and easily bends it back and forth.* It's plastic. The most it could do was scratch her.

11 years ago #11251
I raise my hand, and a light snow begins to fall, dousing the rest of the flames.

Your lucky that everybody had gone home for the night.

And that I was here.

But wait till everybody hears about this......A self centered brat blew up the bar. Oh, this is gonna be fun.

11 years ago #11252
What do you take me for?

An idiot?
I also know that you have a coat full of knives, a machete in your right boot, a poison dipped knife in your left boot,

11 years ago #11253
Oh yeah? Watch this. *waves hands around as the bar starts to reform. It becomes bigger and better. then it is done* See? This one is even better. This one has a hot tub in the back, a dance floor, live bands, a bigger bar, 3 pool tables, an air hocky table, and more. Go in an look around. Drinks on me. Get whatever you want. Even top shelf.

11 years ago #11254
So you think that this is over?

11 years ago #11255
Yeah kind of. You forgot the spine knife, gun on both ankles, thigh knife and gun, gun at the small of my back, gun under both arms, blades on both arms, and lets see what am I missing? Oh yeah, two poison spikes in my hair, three other flasks of poison, 5 more blades and 3 more guns.

11 years ago #11256
THAT WHAT HAS HAPPENED IS JUST FORGOTEN?

11 years ago #11257
Yes. So I knew tht was a real knife

11 years ago #11258
It should be. Or at least postponed for awhile. I rebuilt the bar and I really don't feel good. My stomach has been sick since last night. Can we call it a wrap until I feel better. I can't fight as well when I'm sick. I will hopefully feel better later on. Is it okay? I will tell you as soon as I am better and we can continue fighting. Btw, sorry for the insults and name calling. I try not to do that. Can I have my grenade back? They aren't cheap. I know you have it.

11 years ago #11259
Ugh, fine it was a real knife! But I WASN'T GOING TO HURT HER! It wasn't even touching her! I'm not that mean.

11 years ago #11260
*tosses grenade towards poisonRocker*
Turns back into regular human.

*bud light over here*

11 years ago #11261
Hahaha....
You two are so gullible.


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