Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Gordon Freeman
12 years ago #10136

*The knife bends when it stabs me*

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Gordon Freeman
12 years ago #10137

Free beer?
I call a bud Light. Hook me up Dogh'd!

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Giggitymarc
12 years ago #10138

My dick is my sword, long and bendy.

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VibraKnife
12 years ago #10139

(It's a sword, made in the fires of hell. It can cut through anything. I kind of killed Satan with it, so you are obviosly no match)

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Gordon Freeman
12 years ago #10140

zz.................Go away, can't you let a guy sleep in peace.................

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VibraKnife
12 years ago #10141

Nope

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Gordon Freeman
12 years ago #10142

Ohhh look. A toothpick!

Grabs sword and starts to pick teeth with it.

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Gordon Freeman
12 years ago #10143

Ohhh.....your still here. Great.

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Gordon Freeman
12 years ago #10144

was this yours? Sorry.

Throws sword back down towards the ground.

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VibraKnife
12 years ago #10145

*Reaches through chest*

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Giggitymarc
12 years ago #10146

Great wash the dishes.

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Gordon Freeman
12 years ago #10147

Ohhh look. Your trying to take my heart?

It would work..


Except for the fact that I don't have one.

Not a physical one, actually........